A.H.G.U. Matrix

What is A.H.G.U.?

°We live in a high society these days. I am a gerbil. A human gerbil. I eat, I sleep, I walk in circles, and I end up

in the same place, stuck in my gerbil cage. The only thing I've always wanted, was a friend. Perhaps a hamster, or a

guinea pig. Us animals have such an advantage over you humans. We have no stress, no worries of skin cancer, we

dont smoke, we don't care about you, and neither do you care about us. So its a good-relationship we have here.

I live my life from day to day, I don't plan my future, because I'm known as a genius to my other gerbil friends that I

have communicated with during the few escapes from my cage in all my lifetime. The thing is...I rock. And you can

kill me, but I won't notice it, you can leave me, i'll starve to death. Wait one second...that would result in limited sources

of sunflower seeds. By the way, my preference is, spitz. Those are the best...I don't like the pizza flavour, nor the bbq

flavour, but I do like the regular salted flavour.

°Overall, I'm just here to tell you that you are living a pointless life and you should get out of this website right now,

turn off your computer, maybe listen to some nice music, BUT make sure you hang out with friends and eat sunflower

seeds. That's the life I thrive for...not wealth...and not longitivity, but just 100% Pure Chillin with my friends.

[My friend, Kangol] - He's relaxin on his vacation...look at his biceps!

°Anyhow, Please be advised that I do constantly have that period of greed, selfishness, just basically all the bad

stuff combined. One day I hope to enhance my webpage and share my wealth, all my friends, from the A.H.G.U. Matrix

Society to the world. For example you my friend, for visiting my page, and reading my life story of walkin in a circular path.

But I was once told by a good friend of mine to stick to one path. Plan your goals straight as if you were to poke a hole into

[ My friend, I think his name was William ] He is one of the most influencial people in my life

a paper, mark your spot before poking he said! Man, this guy is a genius. He's up there now...I think he was in the front page

newspaper all over the world, and he's leading a big group of gerbils!!! Oh well, he's a powerful man...look at those strong hands.

Next things next...I have this friend...I think she's a nun!!! Look at this pic she sent me...she's my icq friend. (Icq maybe released

later) She's a hottie!!

[Margie, isn't she beautiful with that mouse in her hand]

°Pika-pika. These are my other friends:

[Rule: Wear a cup while playin soccer]

[& Don't play with a blue team like that picture above]

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